i'm watching 'the class' right now. not something i typically watch but i tivo'd it this time. so...here's the line they just said

one girl is going into her apartment
a friend of hers is coming out of the apartment across the hall. he says, 'wow, you're up early.'
she says, 'yeah, you too.'
he says, 'i'm going for a run.'
she says, 'you know, you die either way.'


SO FUNNY, and SO TRUE