okay, i was just watching dane cook do some comedy. the guy is hysterical.

he was waiting in line behind this guy who turned and sneezed

dane says: God bless you
guy says: yeah, i'm an atheist

danes thought was: what am i supposed to say to you. i don't know you're an atheist. what should i say, "ah, when you die, nothing happens."

keeps talking about this guy and how after that comment, the guy asks what dane believes, dane tells him he was raised catholic and answered a couple more questions. the guy asked dane what will happen when he dies, dane explained that he hopes when he gets to heaven his relatives are waiting there for him like at an airport. the guy is laughing at him the whole time. dane asked what he believes will happen when the guy dies. the guy says his body will become one with the earth, he'll become fertilizer, and then grow into a tree. dane laughed to himself and thought, "and he's laughing at what i believe?" and then thought, no this is good. i hope he does become a tree. i hope he's in the middle of the forest. i hope that some day, some huge sweaty guy comes walking through the woods with an axe, chops him down, throws a chain around him and drags him through the mud and the muck and throws him into a paper mill. they pound him down into paper, and you know what would be great? if they printed the bible on it.

i laughed out loud at that one. so great.