Saturday, June 23, 2007

so it's saturday night and i'm home.  i had the day off so i... drum roll please... i worked.  yeah i took a side job so now i feel like i haven't really had a day off for a bit.  all is well and it's worth it.  

so i'm home on a saturday night, resting.  i have a meeting tomorrow morning at 730.  that's right a meeting at 730 am on a sunday morning.  are you kidding me?!?  so to relax, i'm sitting here watching COPS.  i love this show.  this is my shameless love actually.  if ever you think you have had a bad day, watch this show.  the stupid people that are on this show are hysterical.  currently i'm watching a cop wrestle a little person to the ground, in vegas.  the guy rips off his shirt and says to the cop, 'no you stop.'  and starts yelling at him.  

he's 'trying to make a living, trying to make 100,000 dollars.  i want to be rich.  i didn't really know who you were.  i thought you were a thug'  the cop says, 'how am i a thug, i'm in a black and white car, i have a badge, i have a gun, i have magazines, i have the lights, i have a patch that says las vegas metropolitan police'  the guy says, 'i didn't know who you were, i didn't know you were a cop.'  the cop says, 'what about the lights.'  the little guy says, 'i thought it was christmas.'  no kidding.

no kidding, this is the best show ever.  it makes my day look like a walk in the park...when there is rain...and you acidentally step in dog crap, but still a walk in the park.

1 Comments:

At 11:21 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is hilarious! his BAC must have been like .999

So funny.

Reminds me of this one story about the guy who went to rob a gas station with a gun and the cashier gives him the drawer and he says, "No, I just need $60."

Morons.

 

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