The Phatty Phrat

i went to school at calvin college in grand rapids michigan and we did not have greek life at our school. however, that didn't sit well for one individual whom we shall call "cash phillips." cash took it upon himself to form what became known as the phatty phrat. it was a non-frat, frat and so it was spelled phrat. so cash started this thing that turned into a huge following. i don't know how many guys were brought into the phrat but i do know that when they were brought in, they were given 'phake phrat' names. one of our friends - i think it was steve treizenberg - was inducted into the phatty phrat and his name was changed to 'same champion.'

sam champion
cash phillips
brach bates

just to name a couple. cash actually put together a 'phatty phrat phormal' which was similar to a prom. it was hysterical! i'll post pictures at a later time. it was a huge turnout, people dressed up like crazy, cash's brother was the dj and it was all in a church. HYSTERICAL.

and that my friends is what movies are made of. i'll post pictures some time. but now i need to sleep.

oh, the entire reason i brought all of this up? i was flipping channels tonight and on 20/20 i heard, "from .... i'm sam champion" i actually waited to see if it was steve. it wasn't. boo.